Zero to thumbs-up-and-poop Emoji in sixty seconds.
Oooh, Mr. Instagram, ooh!
brighteryellow asked: I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
Yep.
(Source: baseball-heaven, via midwestaesthetic)
That’s why they pay me the big bucks.